eh...hope u all still have the patience for maf... haha... cos i still got quite some to go... heh heh... perhaps i can pia until thursday... but definitely not maf today lah... will die one lehz...

my maths is like half done... jzu copied finish bio in sch today (supposed to hand up on wed) and my physics... havent even touch! see? so i cant blog too much...

anyway... back to blog... real sorry about behind time... in case ppl read until blurblur, im blogging about 6/9/2004 monday :P... ya. so it was sam's (ravi choudhury, dont mistake it, sn ppl) bdae... spent the whoel of morning at home transferring songs from my old com to the new one... i know will lag la... but i too sian with the songs in the new com le... so a little huai nian last time songs. furthermore ah... if dont listen to the old songs... no point keeping them mahz.

then in the end... my com have another entry of 4.2 GB and 1000+ files... mp3 lah duh. then meanwhile sam say he gotta go see chinese doc in the afternoon, he's a little sick... so cannot celebrate in the afternoon... around 5+ after my songs juz finish downloading back to my old com, chanel handbags msn chat to say ask me if wanna go j8 (i live in bukit timah leh... go j8 is like 1.5hrs) to catch movie... my best fren lehz... obvious go lahz (duh.) so went loh... bathe and stuff then take 171 to ny bus stop and 74 to marymount rd then 54 to j8 (see i pai2 shan1 dao3 hai3 manz)... then ryan also went...

caught stepford wives there at 7.10pm, havent eat dinner... but never mind... cos didnt feel hungry... got tidbits from supermarket and smuggle in my bag :P:P:P heng ah... for a moment i was expecting... "excuse me, can u open ur bag for me to have a look?" but thankfully never...

so movie started... WARNING: IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO CATCH THE MOVIE THEN BETTER SKIP THIS PART.






it is actually about how nicole kidman is a big shot in a tv company... creating countless programmes when one of her "i can live better" screwed up and cos a guy to kill his wife and her lover (similar to temptation island, where hunks hang around the wife and babes hang arnd the guy for a week then they decide at the end if they still want to be together). obviously the wife chose to leave the husband la. then he kill her and the lover lohz.

so she got sacked. suffer depression. her husband also quit his job in the same company, whole family (plus one boy and girl... their children duh) moved to stepford, a countryside for a quieter life... then they saw how pretty the wives were... how they served their husbands and were simply... PERFECT. then ah... she met a few of her friends there... a damn sissy gay... a dark haired untidy author... whose house is like pig sty liddat. the woman have a husband while the gay guy and a bf la. so there was this men's association, where the men were... with the exception of the sissy gay (the other gay was with men's association), who was with the stepford wives all the while... the head of the town was called mike and his wife was in charge of having exercises (their definition of exercises ah.. :D:D:D... washing laundry motion, sweeping motion, wiping windows... lololol), having get together teas and talk about recipes... they were simply... perfect wives.

then slowly... her frens began to change... the gay sissy suddenly bcame very manly and was elected the mayor/president of the town (dunno wad lah... some post one, got election)... threw away all his pink and gay shirts... (gucci, prada :P) and wear suits now... not soon after, the long and dark haired messy author, bobby also changed. she suddenly became blonde, short haired... wore apron around herself liao... whole day cook and prepare lunch for her children to school... and her books are now all... COOKBOOKS!!! (should have guessed :P)

then nicole kidman knew something was wrong... when even when the stove fire was burning bobby... she had no effect, like not hurt at all... (dont worry... not another version of i robot) she then ran out of the house, shocked. now, her children are in day camp... and she wanted to bring them back to the city (stepford is countryside), but her husband said wait till tomorrow, they will move tml... she said ok, and thank him for being so understanding...

that night... she checked the internet... AND FOUND OUT THAT ALL THESE PERFECT WIVES WERE BIG SHOTS... REALLY BIG SHOTS: JUDGES, CEO, DIRECTORS, LAWYERS, DOCTORS ETC!! she was so stunned (she used to hold high post in the company remember?)... the next day she rushed to the day camp to look for her children and bring them away from this freaky place... where the big shots are now... changed... perfect! as she wandered... she suddenly found herself in a place where the men's association could reach... there she found out the truth... the reason behind such perfectness...

these wives have been implanted with a chip, the stepford chip which made them perfect wives... nothing but the best... serving their husbands... wearing colourful dresses and looking pretty... cooking and elegant all the while... these husbands have been so fed up with the wife's superiority (they used to be big shots), thus they agreed to this addition... so they can be perfect to them... nicole kidman knew it... and she was scared... as her husband (walter) lamented about how she was better than him... she then went under the implantation... or did she?

later... we see her as a perfect wife.... long blonde hair... looking pretty... shopping with elegance etc... perfect. as she entered with walter into the ball room for some stepford annual ball... she danced with the mike (that "evil" guy)... while watler strayed into the lab and destroy all the chips of the stepford wives... they returned to normal and turned against the husbands... scoldin them for why they are being here (personality is back)... the mike realised... nicole kidman was not "stepfordised" after all... watler loved her too much... he love dher the way she was... in anger, mike charged towards watler, but stopped when nocole kidman hit him on the head.

GUESS WHAT? HIS HEAD FLEW OFF! nono... not horror... but he was actually a robot!!! ACTUALLY... THE REAL MASTERMIND WAS THE WIFE... NOT MIKE! mike was juz a tool created to get the men to do that... she was actually a BIGBIGBIG shot herself... and she could not stand the pressure on her with all these posts and responsibilities, thus she came to stepford and created this town... she wanted a town with perfect wives... she felt that women should be perfect the way the should be... thus creating such a chip... quite sad... the scene with her kissing the fake mike's lips and electrocuted (he's a machine)...

then it ended with the original author creating a wonderful best seller on this experience... and nicole kidman returning to the company and coming out with a serial based on the story in stepford... wonderful production... perfect.








END OF STEPFORD WIVES SPOILERS (ji lame)

after that right, we came out... then found out that sam's mother and sister was waiting at secret recipe to celebrate for him... ate stew and chicken and cheecake and fish and chips... real nice... (thx sam's mum!!) then sam said he wanted to catch yet another movie... (lol, marathon) then we ran all the way to buy tix for anacondas... show was starting in like 1 min? (u know, show was 9.30, reach there at 9.40, got all the ads mah, so was a min away) this time had proper popcorn and drink... so not so ham ji... lolz.

not going to descirbe much about anacondas... cos firstly too lazy liao... then also.. it is action movie, so better watch it.. the action boosts the movie so much compared to the story... so no point... jzu wanna say that lotsa ppl dont like it cos the snake very fake... but i watched it... and i say it's not bad... at least not like shi2 mian4 mai2 fu2 :P:P:P...

so this is the brief storyline... a team of researchers are looking for a blood orchid which can get them REALLYREALLY filthy rich as they prolong life... keeping ppl living for always... so they head to borneo to look for it... on the way... lotsa ppl die in the show due to the anacondas... mating season, so swarming with them... then got one stone/rock spider, which paralyses ppl one... where it comes in leh, u watch it ur self... impt role! supporting actorite (not actor nor actress lol)... then got one $$-minded guy... want the thing so much that he threw the teammates behind to die so that he can get to the orchids... cos they wanted to abort the mission... too many ppl die le. so in the end... he fell into a whole swarm of anacondas... serves him right... something liddat... searching for a rare flower species... many anacondas due to mating season... one guy super $$-minded, go and throw the remaining ppl behind... in the end suffer... by the actorite too! :D watch to find out... or can ask me or those who watch la...

after that... 11++ 12 am le... nono, no more movies le lah... wanna die is it... so ryan went home... i went to sam's house... cos no more bus services, had to wait till his dad came back to fetch me... (thx, sam's dad) wait while playing the-reincarnation... then sam did maths.. (zibei... the one i haven complete even half) finally around 3+ AM.... i was on my way home... sleeping the whole journey... so paiseh when i found out i was dozing off in the van... said goodbye, went back home, bathe... check mail... sleep........... nice day... movie marathon... thankfully never nightmare about anacondas... yup. slack day... but the rest of the hols... ji busy!!