Welcome to No-Lifer Idol! After many rounds of intense competition, we have with us our Top 10! All of the finalists has exhibited their talents in being able to capture time off this no-lifer! Who will be eliminated? And who will last till the very end? Let's find out from today's Results Show!
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Hihi, welcome everyone to this episode of No-Lifer Idol! This is your host jeyishor over here, pronounced as 'jay-ee-shore' and not 'jay-is-whore' (jay chou fans dont hit me, hit those who pronounce this wrongly instead), thank you very much. You can call me d0tz as well! What an affectionate nickname. Let's bring in our judges who never get eliminated from this competition! Or rather judge. And that is... me!
*fakes persona* [waves hand and smiles at camera]
Anyway, we are left with our final 7 Idols! So let's take a look at them!
But before that, let us recap the eliminated finalists of the competition.
3 episodes ago, we waved sayonara to General Paper as it set up a record breaking amount of time of 0 seconds! That's simply amazing. I mean, isn't it such an engaging contestant? so fun and interesting to be with, you'll feel like a total waste of time! Oh well, we just had to kick it out of the stage then...
2 episodes ago, Television sadly had to be eliminated due to the lack of time. A wondeful entertainer, many thought that it will last longer in the competition. But sadly, time is trailing away... yes, time is trailing away from this entertaining contestent. We will always remember it.
last episode, we wished Going Out all the best as it left the stage! The judges (or rather judge) claimed that though a strong contender, there just weren't enough time to keep it in the competition!
chanel handbags That's the problem with this Idol competition. Others you can vote as many times as u want, but for this competition, you are only given... alas! only 24 hours per day to vote and allocate to your favourite no-lifers!
Current Idols left in the competition!
Chemistry - A big sized Idol, with lots of chains and bond up its sleeves. Be careful, if u dont allocate enough time to it, it will just tie you up and leave you suffering for promos!
Mathematics - A knowledgeable Idol, with its fair share of deep thoughts and forever impossible to decipher logic. Get all your satisfaction from it if u have an infactuation with numbers!
Economics - Street-smart, diagramy, this Idol is gotta be your fav as well. Its wonderful abbreviations are just going to leave you breathless. Come on, take this. LRAC! *spams to audience* MC! MR! AC! LRMC! DD! SS! P! Q! omg this is never ending.
Physics - A horrible monster, but recently toned down a lot in terms of its danger as its toxins of measurements, kinematics, dynamics, forces and wep are slowly extracted away. Nevertheless, with the limited time available, it is still a potential killer.
Music - You want sad moments, happy moments, musical moments, just look for him! Although totally useless in dealing with promos. It does serve as an antidote for you to handle the 4 nasty beasts stated above. So let's hope it will last longer in this competition...
Sleep - Haha, this Idol is so powerful that i think it's impossible that it will not have enough time to keep it in the competition. Come on, i mean i'm like dozing off every 5 min from reading my notes (abt 10 lines? >.<)
AuditionSea - A potent antidote in taking up the 4 monstrous creatures, but sadly I dont have enough time to continue buying it in the competition. So let's just hope for the best. Will love to keep you, but have to see how much time u are allocated then.
*Results Show has been postponed* (I decided to play one more day of Audition. tonight. oh gg, im so dead. kk kicking it out soon. *kick kick kick*)
